this guy is systematically undoing the world
The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.
what if your url somehow had something to do with your future
its very possible
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.
Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT
day 29, they still suspect nothing
the only practical use for boobs tbh
WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THIS MATTRESS AND THEN TAKE IT AWAY
IT IS A GOOD MATTRESS
I LIKE IT
My thoughts exactly.
I swear this show is about one of us
online dating is risky business
Cool ghoul has a chill day.