Rumbly Tumbly

edwardspoonhands:

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

hardcorefisting:

walmart-stripper:

glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

no

talesof4chan:

Anon’s absurd belief as a childtalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

Anon’s absurd belief as a child
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

icarly-official:

day 29, they still suspect nothing

icarly-official:

day 29, they still suspect nothing

onefishybastard:

foxybadger42:

thefaultinourstartrek:

the only practical use for boobs tbh

CAT SHELF

HUMAN
WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THIS MATTRESS AND THEN TAKE IT AWAY
IT IS A GOOD MATTRESS
I LIKE IT

onefishybastard:

foxybadger42:

thefaultinourstartrek:

the only practical use for boobs tbh

CAT SHELF

HUMAN

WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THIS MATTRESS AND THEN TAKE IT AWAY

IT IS A GOOD MATTRESS

I LIKE IT

voulo:

My thoughts exactly.

voulo:

My thoughts exactly.

captaincrunchmakesmebleed:

I swear this show is about one of us

captaincrunchmakesmebleed:

I swear this show is about one of us

makkochi:

online dating is risky business

fountaindub:

Cool ghoul has a chill day.

fountaindub:

Cool ghoul has a chill day.