omfg i did not fucking expect that
I loved spring breakers
These tweets will be the death of me
fun fact Deaf people actually think & dream in sign language
this film was a masterpiece
parental figure: “sit like a lady”
how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
I really want this kind of marriage
Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you
somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*